The Loraxes

Amber: What the hell is this?

Chloe: They're mustaches.

Amber: For what?

Chloe: We're supposed to be Loraxes.

Amber (staring at her blindly): Is that supposed to clear it up?

Chloe: You know, "The Lorax," by Dr. Seuss.

Amber: I know Dr. G__, the pediatrician.

Chloe: No, it's a book. You saw those people in the tall red and white hats, reading?

Amber: I was busy with the treat bag.

Chloe: Amber, just put on your mustache.

Amber: Fine.

Amber: And?

Chloe: It's supposed to be funny.

Amber: Funny-looking, maybe.

Thank you, Target, for this weekend's Read Across America event. We had a great time!