Not Listening and Wooden Spoons

Amber: That's a cute picture of you.

Chloe: Thanks, but I had to not listen to get that shot. Saturday was a day of not listening. No one at dance class got a sticker because of universal not listening.

Amber: What did Mommy have to say about that?

Chloe: Nothing, she was gossiping with the other Mommies about "Dance Moms."

Amber: I'm glad that your failure to listen didn't preclude us from going to Uncle Chris's birthday party.

Chloe: Me, too... although, I wasn't so much with the listening there, either.

Amber: Yeah, but, I look good here.

Chloe: True.