Mommy: "I'd rather not sit in water that has likely been used as a bird bathroom, Chloe, but you go on ahead."


Chloe: "I'm not sure why this swan boat thing was supposed to be fun. I feel stressed out."

Chloe: "And I'm definitely stressed out now."
Sam: "Please. I paid for this damn horse ride and I'm scared to death. I'M stressed out."

Mommy: "This was all fun and games until the goat turned around."
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