Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Amber's First Trip to the Dentist

Amber: I don't like it here.

Chloe: It's ok - we're just getting our teeth cleaned.

Amber: I get my teeth cleaned at home.

Chloe: It's ok.

Amber: You look like you are about to start screaming.

Chloe: Ok, I could do without the metal sticks.

Amber: It sucks here.

Chloe: I got you this boat to chew on from the treasure chest. That's something.

Amber: I don't trust these people. I want to go home.

Amber: See? This is better.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Chloe Meets a Living Legend


A princess.

A real princess.

She said that Rapunzel is one of her best friends. I am dressed as Rapunzel!

Amber (off-screen): When you meet Elmo or Pooh, let me know.

Chloe: I will not let you tarnish this moment for me. A PRINCESS.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Not Listening and Wooden Spoons

Amber: That's a cute picture of you.

Chloe: Thanks, but I had to not listen to get that shot. Saturday was a day of not listening. No one at dance class got a sticker because of universal not listening.

Amber: What did Mommy have to say about that?

Chloe: Nothing, she was gossiping with the other Mommies about "Dance Moms."

Amber: I'm glad that your failure to listen didn't preclude us from going to Uncle Chris's birthday party.

Chloe: Me, too... although, I wasn't so much with the listening there, either.

Amber: Yeah, but, I look good here.

Chloe: True.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Back to Dance Class!

Chloe: Here I am, all ready for dance class! After our break week, I was ready to get back in the swing of things.

Chloe: I'm not rusty at all! Practically a prodigy! Watch out, Abbie Lee Miller!

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Lorax

Chloe: "My name is the Lorax; I speak for the trees!"

Amber: My name is Amber; I speak for the cake!

Monday, March 5, 2012

Entertainment for Mommy

Amber: Look at my new Pooh shoes! I love them so much that I slept in them! They are so awesome. Mommy gave them to me...

Amber: And then she tickled me within an inch of my life!

Chloe: At least you were supported by the couch! She held me upside down and tickled me!

Amber: She needs to get out more.

Chloe: Indeed.