Chloe: I have found my calling. I tried to explain to Mommy that I already know how to play soccer and that I understand about dribbling with my feet, never using my hands, working as a team, stopping the ball with my feet, and kicking the ball for a goal. I told her, but she didn't believe me.
Then on Saturday after class, she turned to Daddy and said, "Remember how Chloe said she knows how to play soccer already and we were like 'sure you do?' Turns out she may know how to play soccer."
Yup. Bring it.