Chloe: They're mustaches.
Amber: For what?
Chloe: We're supposed to be Loraxes.
Amber (staring at her blindly): Is that supposed to clear it up?
Chloe: You know, "The Lorax," by Dr. Seuss.
Amber: I know Dr. G__, the pediatrician.
Chloe: No, it's a book. You saw those people in the tall red and white hats, reading?
Amber: I was busy with the treat bag.
Chloe: Amber, just put on your mustache.
Chloe: It's supposed to be funny.
Amber: Funny-looking, maybe.
Thank you, Target, for this weekend's Read Across America event. We had a great time!