Chloe: Happy Columbus Day!
Amber: What is Columbus Day?
Chloe: It's the day where we celebrate white people stealing land from brown people.
Amber: How is that something to celebrate?
Chloe: I don't know, but it's a day off school!
Chloe: Yeah, what a great day! Mommy took us to the dentist, but they made our appointment for another day without telling her, so we got to skip it.
Amber: That was such a relief to me, I won't lie.
Chloe: Yeah, I was up for it, but that's okay. We got a nice long time to play in the park and then we went shopping...
Amber: ...I enjoyed a nice nap...
Chloe: ...And I read some Halloween books with Mommy that we are reviewing for the Bookshelf Bombshells (coming soon)! Plus, Mommy and I took turns watching some TV. She only got one episode of Supernatural, though.
Amber: Then she packed up our summer clothes and put all our new clothes away so Daddy will be able to find them.
Chloe: Plus, she made dinner, cleaned up dinner, did a bunch of laundry and gave us baths.
Amber: She snuck us to bed early, did you catch that?
Chloe: NO WAY.
Amber (nods): She's sneaky... but, then she kept on working and entered a Thirty-One party.
Chloe: Personally, I think she's relieved to be back at the office today.
Amber: I should think so.