Mommy: Amber, what did you do at school today?
Amber: I just did my work and stuff.
Mommy: What did you do?
Amber: Worked on words.
Mommy: Any good words, like caterpillar?
Amber (looking from side to side nervously and whispering): Mommy, let's not talk about the words because they are inappropriate.
Mommy: What words could you have been writing that were inappropriate?
Amber (seriously): Poopie, butt... Peepee.
Mommy (hysterically laughing and trying to breathe): Miss Kerri did NOT have you write poopie and butt and peepee.
Amber (vigorously nodding).