Kyra: Have you noticed that my mother seems to have stopped taking photos of my sisters? I mean, I'm not saying that I'm the favorite or anything, but if I were... well, it wouldn't be a bad choice.
I mean, look at me. I'm ADORABLE.
Mommy and Daddy think it's especially adorable when I try to steal their food and eat it... but that's just because that crap they feed me is disgusting. They think I'm trying to reach for toys and stuff, but really, I'm foraging for food.
Someone HELP ME.