Haircuts

 

Chloe: Here we are, post-haircuts.  We look adorable.

 

Amber: We sure do.  Miss Dot did a great job with my twisties and it will only be a day or two until Mommy screws them up again.  Speaking of Mommy, where she is?  She got her haircut, too.  She should be in the picture.

 

Chloe: I believe Mommy's exact words were, "OH MY GOD, I HATE IT.  I LOOK LIKE JOAN JETT CIRCA 1977... OR YESTERDAY.  THAT WOMAN NEVER CHANGES HER HAIR."

 

Amber: I don't know what that means.

 

Chloe: It means that if you know what's good for you, you will just say how beautiful she is in hopes that she doesn't cry.

 

Amber: I wasn't paying attention.  I was gaily tossing my curls back and forth.

 

Chloe: Oh, nevermind.