Chloe: Here we are, post-haircuts. We look adorable.
Amber: We sure do. Miss Dot did a great job with my twisties and it will only be a day or two until Mommy screws them up again. Speaking of Mommy, where she is? She got her haircut, too. She should be in the picture.
Chloe: I believe Mommy's exact words were, "OH MY GOD, I HATE IT. I LOOK LIKE JOAN JETT CIRCA 1977... OR YESTERDAY. THAT WOMAN NEVER CHANGES HER HAIR."
Amber: I don't know what that means.
Chloe: It means that if you know what's good for you, you will just say how beautiful she is in hopes that she doesn't cry.
Amber: I wasn't paying attention. I was gaily tossing my curls back and forth.
Chloe: Oh, nevermind.