Tuesday, July 2, 2013


Kyra: HELP!  Mommy said she wants to eat me!
Chloe (off camera): That's just what she says when she tickles us.
Kyra: Are you sure?  She looked me right in the face and said, "I want to eat this baby, yes I do!" She sounded deranged!
Amber (off camera): Don't worry - she has never successfully eaten either of us.
Chloe (off camera): Yeah, you're fine.
Chloe (off camera, to Amber): Nice to have the focus off us for awhile, isn't it?
Amber (off camera, to Chloe): Totally.  Last week, I thought for sure Mommy was going to finally eat my legs.
Chloe (off camera, to Amber): Yeah, she's been gunning for those.
Amber (off camera, to Chloe): Kind of interesting that she nicknamed Kyra, "little chicken," don't you think?
(Chloe and Amber snicker, meanly.)
Kyra: Guys?  You still there?  What's going on?
Chloe (off camera): Nothing - you're good.
Amber (off camera): Yeah, no worries, kid.

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