Amber: Yay, it's my birthday! I'm having a party on Sunday with an Elmo cake and Mommy made cupcakes for school today and yesterday, Aunt Diane threw a birthday party for me, too!
Chloe: Well, yesterday was Aunt Diane and Uncle John's Christmas party - that wasn't a birthday party.
Amber: What do you mean?
Chloe: You have to share your birthday month with the baby Jesus.
Amber: Do I have to share my cake?
Chloe: No, he's not into that.
Amber: What does he like?
Chloe: He has frankinscence and stuff.
Amber: Can you eat that?
Amber: Then, we'll have no disagreements between us.